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Post by Robshi on Jul 9, 2007 10:33:56 GMT
I got thinking about what Puck would do if he ever accepted the Burmecian throne, through whatever reason, and I figured he'd be able to come up with laws that wouldn't affect the average citizen, but would drive Freya, Fratley and the rest of the Dragon Knights crazy.
For example...
Law: No-one may address King Puck with "your majesty" or "my Lord". They must address him as "Puck", "King Puck" (to a lesser extent) or "Puck, the coolest Burmecian evar!".
Punishment: "Get out of my throne room, jerk!"
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Post by Eudemic on Jul 9, 2007 21:42:51 GMT
Princes are generally raised to recognize duty above their own personal wishes for when they ascend the throne. Bear in mind that Puck was raised on the streets. . .
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Post by Robshi on Jul 9, 2007 21:44:17 GMT
This is what I get for trying to make a jokey Burmecian thread around here! We're a Burmecian and Freya loving fan-board for goodness sake. I figured a crazier or more open thread would be more popular than the strict nezumi discussions we have.
Besides, I never said Puck would for definite make these laws, this is just a "what-if" thread. This is just for fun, so stop waxing serious and nitpicky and start coming up with laws that anyone would get annoyed with.
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Post by Declan Tribal on Jul 9, 2007 23:38:49 GMT
To be quite honest, you could've simply stated "this is a joke thread, please don't take it seriously" if you wanted to avoid more serious posts like mine. I understand now that it wasn't really your intention for some serious discussion, but really, there really isn't any need for drama revolving around it. It's not as if every topic here is nothing but serious business - just look at the 3 Word Story and CIT thread for a couple of good examples of "fun" threads.
ON TOPIC:
Law: All new dragoon recruits must give 25% of all their food, clothes, collectables, Monsters and Magic trading cards and all other personal items to King Puck, no questions asked.
Punishment: Fined 10 gil and spanked ten times on the butt with a slipper in public, whilst bent over the king's knee.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2007 8:48:07 GMT
All Dragon Knights will wear the official "I love King Puck" uniform, including the large Tshirt with his face on.
Punishment: All your clothes will be burnt so it will be the only thing you can wear!!!
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Post by Robshi on Jul 10, 2007 10:36:22 GMT
Law: Everyone who uses the stairs in the royal palace must slide down the banisters of them at least once.
Punishment: You must attempt walking down the stairs when they are wet, with soap bars attached to your feet.
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Post by Sapientia on Jul 16, 2007 3:39:29 GMT
Law: Men and women must wear gender-specific clothes, that which are usually worn by the opposite gender (I.e., men wear dresses, etc.). The Royal family is exempt from this law.
Punishment: All of the offender's clothes will be torn, burnt, and thrown into a well. They may not purchase new clothes for one month.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2007 8:40:11 GMT
Law: All porno is banished and must be burnt.
Punishment: Anyone seen with porno must be stripped naked, albeit a sign saying "I'm a perv" and put on display for all to laugh at their pathetic life.
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Post by Robshi on Jul 16, 2007 11:16:33 GMT
Law: No-one must insult King Puck when he is in earshot.
Punishment: The must grovel and beg for forgiveness, kiss his feet and be subjected to five minutes of Puck's insults and snidey comments.
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Post by Eudemic on Jul 16, 2007 20:55:25 GMT
Law: Silly hats only!
Punishment: Savage beating at the hands of animated characters drawn in a unique and simple style. And suffering the rath of Don Hertzfeld. (sp?)
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Post by drake on Jul 18, 2007 22:05:43 GMT
Law: 25% of your income must be paid to the Royal Family
Penalty: Your family's backstory will be sold to Uwe Boll for use in his next Hollywood hit.
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