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Post by M&M&M on Jan 20, 2008 23:54:18 GMT
Just like the title says, you tell us what Final Fantasy 9 taught you, not more then 5 or 10 I guess. Go crazy ^^
1. Rats live in trees enclosed in a tornado.
2. They can also jump really high.
3. You can make mages with fog.
4. You can go into other people's houses and search for items to take with you.
5. Whenever you meet a new friend, you can rename them to anything you want!
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Post by Allen on Jan 21, 2008 0:12:43 GMT
1. Don't practice your flute while travelling 2. Sleep can be replaced with 'special' beverages 3. Food is only for appearances 4. You can find precious gems amongst the entrails of creatures 5. The government is comprised of elephants and insects
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Post by captainkitsune on Jan 21, 2008 6:10:08 GMT
1) Big blue fat people are generally insane.
2) Don't trust the above.
3) Jesters suck.
4) I found out theres a place where it rains more then it does here.
5) SHIPS CAN FLY.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2008 9:02:28 GMT
1) People with tails are likely to pinch your butt.
2) Rats can do very good dancing.
3) Old men in cheezy armour are likely to have a loud voice.
4) Never trust a guy wearing a thong.
5) Wild animals have purses with money in them, why else would you get money after defeating it?
XD
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Post by Robshi on Jan 21, 2008 9:48:22 GMT
If a moogle says something is dangerous, you had damn well oughta listen to him! Kupo!
Mountain cracks have treasures in them. So do bubbles in the sea.
Don't insult rats or they will kick your butt.
Sheep can summon comets out of the sky and kill you!
Don't spend too long in trees...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2008 10:21:41 GMT
Vegetables can seriously kill you if you're not careful!
The next insect you kick could well be your next ruler.
Hearing an old man's voice in your head is NOT cool!
Very large men with large red hair and green skin are likely to have social issues! D:
Handsome, smexi male rats are the ones with memory loss T^T
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Post by Robshi on Jan 21, 2008 17:12:44 GMT
Dancing rats wear very revealing clothing.
So do Princesses.
If you see an annoying rat kid, he is likely to be the Prince of a big nation.
Little girls and small boys with pointy hats can skip for ages.
Jewellery can be deadly in the right hands.
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Post by Allen on Jan 21, 2008 17:23:36 GMT
(I love this one) Motor oil is good for your hair/fur
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Post by Tydan on Jan 22, 2008 0:51:29 GMT
Eating certain monsters can give ya some blue magic
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Post by ajcrescent on Jan 22, 2008 2:28:39 GMT
Life is too short to spend wearing a Rubber Helmet.
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Post by LancerZero on Jan 22, 2008 4:18:58 GMT
If you see a Moogle, turn back. You will probably die otherwise.
Monsters are invisible until you get close. You cannot avoid them!
Oddly enough, the cute nezumi are often less distorted than their human counterparts.
The queen is not necessarily beautiful to behold.
Almost everybody carries a deck of freakin' cards EVERYWHERE.
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Post by ajcrescent on Jan 22, 2008 4:48:23 GMT
Almost everybody carries a deck of freakin' cards EVERYWHERE. Heck, I learned that from YuGiOh. From which I also learned that Japan's #1 favourite passtime is a children's card game. XD
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2008 8:26:31 GMT
Just because wearing a straw hat, a hawaiian shirt, and sandals makes you look cool, it does NOT make you strong.
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Post by Robshi on Jan 22, 2008 8:54:35 GMT
If you have a moustache and are ever turned into a frog or an oglop, you will still have your moustache...
That said, if you see an oglop or a frog with a moustache, then they are really a ruler of a big and powerful nation.
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Post by Declan Tribal on Jan 22, 2008 11:06:12 GMT
Bishounen nezumi are as sexually ambiguous as their human counterparts.
That's all.
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Post by Wilson on Jan 22, 2008 16:54:42 GMT
You can wreck just about anyone's day with a tent.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2008 17:47:59 GMT
Poking a stone can make an extremely huge and powerful globe thing come out kick your butt.
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Post by Robshi on Jan 22, 2008 22:39:28 GMT
If you see a sheep asking you for a magic stone, give one to him or run away. Otherwise you will be killed horribly by endless baa-ing.
If you see an angry sheep, just run. Run far away.
If you see a giant swirling coloured beachball, you will die shortly. Either by a flaming rock or by noxious gases...
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Post by Declan Tribal on Jan 22, 2008 23:13:03 GMT
Real supervillains wear skimpy clothing in public. Obviously.
Angelina Ballerina has never been so surprisingly hot before.
Likewise, women carrying huge axes are hot, too. ...Wait a minute.
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Post by Robshi on Jan 23, 2008 0:08:57 GMT
Rat people like rain.
Auction houses are owned by evil, feminine mages.
A severed rat tail is worth a lot of money!
Declan thinks Lani is hot. ;D
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