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Post by Robshi on Mar 2, 2008 22:34:43 GMT
If you're a small kid with a pointy hat, and you walk down a certain street in a new city, a rat kid will charge right into you at full pelt, no matter how hard you try to evade him. This kid never misses.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2008 6:57:41 GMT
If you find out your ticket to a play is fake, looking miserable with puppy-dog eyes while wailing in despair will NOT get you a free ticket into the play. It will only get you cards promoting the NEXT play XP
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Post by Robshi on Mar 3, 2008 10:47:21 GMT
Some random guy on a piano somewhere will also bang on several keys at once the second you realise your ticket is a fake...
Burmecians have four digits, except for Fratley who has three toes.
Apparently, if you meet a female anthropomorphic duck noble, she will only want you to collect strange coins and will only be satisfied once she has them all.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2008 17:20:43 GMT
However, once said noble has all of them, she will INSIST you find another. Because some legend says there's another one.
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Post by Robshi on Mar 4, 2008 11:53:36 GMT
Once you find the legendary last coin and hand it over, the anthro duck noble will simply sit there admiring her coins in a state of satisfaction...forever.
Alternatively, since she gives you all 12 coins to use as clues to find the last one, you can choose to never ever come back and keep hold of the strange coins you worked so hard to find.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2008 16:24:28 GMT
If however, you are kind enough to return the coins, the noble will give you a useless item. Or so you think............................
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Post by Agent 47 on May 19, 2008 13:17:55 GMT
When playing a battle card game, it is better to quit while you're ahead...
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2008 16:54:15 GMT
Although thugs look pretty easy to beat on said card games, being at a low level is a disadvantage.
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Post by Robshi on May 19, 2008 22:07:56 GMT
Oglops are really good at card games.
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2008 5:59:07 GMT
However oglops are so badly mistreated they have to have a sailor girl (no, not Sailor Moon) to represent them in the matches.
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Post by Robshi on May 20, 2008 9:55:03 GMT
Oglops are also a delicacy on the Outer Continent...apparently.
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2008 17:51:30 GMT
The said delicacy accompanies boiled owl...
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Post by Robshi on May 20, 2008 22:00:29 GMT
Creatures with flower eyes and big tongues make great chefs.
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2008 9:17:36 GMT
Said chefs probably have French ancestors due to the probability that they will serve you a frog cooked in any way.
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Post by Robshi on May 21, 2008 10:12:25 GMT
If you happen to be turned into a frog, avoid these creatures at all costs! Or at least try to convince them not to eat you. Your life depends on it!
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2008 10:22:24 GMT
Sporting a moustache and a cape, and talking helps deter this creatures.
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Post by Robshi on May 22, 2008 21:07:57 GMT
Being in a shallow amount of water also deters these creatures...apparently.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2008 6:31:59 GMT
Although that doesn't stop them from swimming underwater. (or at least thinking about swimming underwater)
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Post by M&M&M on May 24, 2008 5:05:31 GMT
No matter how badass you and your party are, no matter how many monster's corpses litter the countryside, regardless of whether your mage can knock down a mountain with a single word of magic, every two bit imp, goblin, and rabid squirrel in the countryside will come running to sweat you over passage back to whatever city you're going to.
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Post by j.c.kai on May 24, 2008 8:36:38 GMT
kuja looks like a girl
steiner has mascara on
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