Post by LancerZero on Mar 29, 2007 0:28:49 GMT
Heehee, fun with IC RoER2 accounts. =P
Heehee, catfight. =P
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5:35 PM [Smaug] Holy (pineapples), it's Vix! o.i
5:35 PM [Smaug] er
5:35 PM [Vix Arkelith] What is HE doing here?
5:35 PM [Smaug]
5:35 PM [LancerZero] Just thought it'd be amusing. =P
5:35 PM [Smaug] Totally =P
5:36 PM [Vix Arkelith] You . . . used me, then? Is that what you are saying?
5:36 PM [Smaug] Ohs?
5:36 PM [LancerZero] Errr . . . no! No way, totally not.
5:36 PM [Vix Arkelith] Why should I believe you . . .
5:36 PM [LancerZero] (I'm having way too much fun with this =P )
5:37 PM [LancerZero] Gotta go ambush some folks, though brb
5:37 PM [Smaug] K, have fun!
5:37 PM [Vix Arkelith] Well. This is rather awkward. I'd been hoping some random fool would stumble in here, confused and curious, that I could mercilessly have fun at their expense.
5:38 PM [Smaug] What a shame =/
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5:44 PM [Vix Arkelith] Jecht . . . so, we meet again.
5:44 PM [Declan] *pokes his head in* Uh... Hi!
5:44 PM [Vix Arkelith] No hard feelings from that sabotage, I trust?
5:45 PM [Vix Arkelith] After all, if I meant to harm you, I'd simply have had a bomb affixed to the bridge.
5:45 PM [Declan] Oh, not really. Except that we nearly had all our asses handed to us by random strangers posing as missionaries.
5:45 PM [LancerZero] (It's so wrong! XD)
5:45 PM [Smaug] (totally XD)
5:45 PM [Vix Arkelith] Oh? So close to my own territory?
5:45 PM [Declan] Pretty much.
5:47 PM [Vix Arkelith] Hmm. Pity I can no longer make use of my home-made dungeons . . . you see, while I never performed physical torture, I have devices in my dungeons that . . . well, they are rather unpleasant. Oh, well. I shall have to settle for chopping off their legs and tying their arms to a tree so beasts can devour them alive.
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5:48 PM [Sven] Hallo! My name is Sven!
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5:48 PM [Vix Arkelith] Sven! Your coffee is terrible! Good heavens, what do you PUT in it?!
5:48 PM [Declan] Please... Can we refrain from using terms such as "Torture" and "Dungeon"? Those two words alone give me nightmares.
5:49 PM [Sven] We only call it "coffee." It also has many, many names
5:49 PM [Vix Arkelith] Very well. I shall substitute "play" and "bar", respectively.
5:49 PM [Vix Arkelith] . . . other names?
5:49 PM [Vix Arkelith] *locknload*
5:49 PM [Sven] Like ale! It makes our customers feel better, yes
5:50 PM [Declan]
5:50 PM [Vix Arkelith] Ah, ale is acceptable.
5:50 PM [Sven] Oh! Bar and Play? We have a game much like that at the coffee shop!
5:51 PM [Sven] . . . or would that be the store next door, with the odd sounds that come from within?
5:51 PM [Vix Arkelith] Sven, the store next to yours is a brothel.
5:51 PM [Sven] A wha? Now that's a funny name there. They sell pickles, yes?
5:52 PM [Vix Arkelith] . . . sure.
5:52 PM [Declan] Wait... Pickles?
5:52 PM [Vix Arkelith] I'm quite sure that someone, somewhere, employs pickles in the brothel.
5:52 PM [Vix Arkelith] Not my kind of fetish.
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5:35 PM [Smaug] Holy (pineapples), it's Vix! o.i
5:35 PM [Smaug] er
5:35 PM [Vix Arkelith] What is HE doing here?
5:35 PM [Smaug]
5:35 PM [LancerZero] Just thought it'd be amusing. =P
5:35 PM [Smaug] Totally =P
5:36 PM [Vix Arkelith] You . . . used me, then? Is that what you are saying?
5:36 PM [Smaug] Ohs?
5:36 PM [LancerZero] Errr . . . no! No way, totally not.
5:36 PM [Vix Arkelith] Why should I believe you . . .
5:36 PM [LancerZero] (I'm having way too much fun with this =P )
5:37 PM [LancerZero] Gotta go ambush some folks, though brb
5:37 PM [Smaug] K, have fun!
5:37 PM [Vix Arkelith] Well. This is rather awkward. I'd been hoping some random fool would stumble in here, confused and curious, that I could mercilessly have fun at their expense.
5:38 PM [Smaug] What a shame =/
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5:44 PM [Vix Arkelith] Jecht . . . so, we meet again.
5:44 PM [Declan] *pokes his head in* Uh... Hi!
5:44 PM [Vix Arkelith] No hard feelings from that sabotage, I trust?
5:45 PM [Vix Arkelith] After all, if I meant to harm you, I'd simply have had a bomb affixed to the bridge.
5:45 PM [Declan] Oh, not really. Except that we nearly had all our asses handed to us by random strangers posing as missionaries.
5:45 PM [LancerZero] (It's so wrong! XD)
5:45 PM [Smaug] (totally XD)
5:45 PM [Vix Arkelith] Oh? So close to my own territory?
5:45 PM [Declan] Pretty much.
5:47 PM [Vix Arkelith] Hmm. Pity I can no longer make use of my home-made dungeons . . . you see, while I never performed physical torture, I have devices in my dungeons that . . . well, they are rather unpleasant. Oh, well. I shall have to settle for chopping off their legs and tying their arms to a tree so beasts can devour them alive.
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5:48 PM [Sven] Hallo! My name is Sven!
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5:48 PM [Vix Arkelith] Sven! Your coffee is terrible! Good heavens, what do you PUT in it?!
5:48 PM [Declan] Please... Can we refrain from using terms such as "Torture" and "Dungeon"? Those two words alone give me nightmares.
5:49 PM [Sven] We only call it "coffee." It also has many, many names
5:49 PM [Vix Arkelith] Very well. I shall substitute "play" and "bar", respectively.
5:49 PM [Vix Arkelith] . . . other names?
5:49 PM [Vix Arkelith] *locknload*
5:49 PM [Sven] Like ale! It makes our customers feel better, yes
5:50 PM [Declan]
5:50 PM [Vix Arkelith] Ah, ale is acceptable.
5:50 PM [Sven] Oh! Bar and Play? We have a game much like that at the coffee shop!
5:51 PM [Sven] . . . or would that be the store next door, with the odd sounds that come from within?
5:51 PM [Vix Arkelith] Sven, the store next to yours is a brothel.
5:51 PM [Sven] A wha? Now that's a funny name there. They sell pickles, yes?
5:52 PM [Vix Arkelith] . . . sure.
5:52 PM [Declan] Wait... Pickles?
5:52 PM [Vix Arkelith] I'm quite sure that someone, somewhere, employs pickles in the brothel.
5:52 PM [Vix Arkelith] Not my kind of fetish.
6:01 PM Vix Arkelith returns from an impromptu lesson in how NOT to infiltrate a lair.
6:02 PM [Vix Arkelith] Fools. Don't they know the secret passageways are always the best-guarded?
6:04 PM [Declan] Really? I thought it was the main entrance. Or do you normally just knock on the door and ask the occupants to let you in?
6:05 PM [ElFireRasta] Isn't that where you make your own entrances?
6:05 PM [Vix Arkelith] Of course not. The main entrance is weakly guarded because it's never attacked. It is assumed that such an action would surely attract the attention of the resident, while the secret passages are safe. Really, I layer my defenses, not that I'm going to detail HERE how it's done. Let us just say that the safest way to approach my layer is not at all.
6:05 PM [Vix Arkelith] Quite. That is what roaming minions are there to protect against.
6:06 PM [Vix Arkelith] *my lair. I think I should lay off Sven's ale . . .
6:06 PM [ElFireRasta] It seems to be affecting both of us.
6:07 PM [Declan] Yesh... Uh... Is that you, Sery?
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6:07 PM [Serylis Fireheart] Did someone call my name?
6:07 PM [Smaug] Uh... I did!
6:08 PM [Serylis Fireheart] YOU! Vix, what the ****?! I'm gonna kick someone's . . . URRR! Curse this idiot language filter!
6:08 PM [Smaug] ...wait
6:08 PM [Smaug] (crap, wrong window)
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6:08 PM [ElFireRasta] H-hey!
6:09 PM [ElFireRasta] Bugger.
6:09 PM [Declan] Wait... if you're Serylis, then... who's this other scaley person that I'm leaning against?
6:09 PM [Serylis Fireheart] DAMMIT!
6:09 PM [Serylis Fireheart] Stinking filter . . .
6:09 PM [LancerZero] Hahaha, having identity crises, hmm?
6:09 PM [Smaug] Totally!
6:09 PM [LancerZero] Crap, wrong window! XD
6:10 PM [Vix Arkelith] . . . you stole my line.
6:10 PM [Declan] Yeah! That Smaug guy did too!
6:10 PM [ElFireRasta] Eru?
6:10 PM [Serylis Fireheart] Wait, you were gonna make fun of me, Vix? After sabotaging that airship?!
6:10 PM ElFireRasta stares at Declan
6:10 PM [Vix Arkelith] Quite.
6:10 PM [Serylis Fireheart] *locknload*
6:10 PM [Vix Arkelith] *fart*
6:10 PM [Declan] Whoohoo, cat fight!
6:11 PM [Vix Arkelith] And what are YOU going to do? Cyber-attack me?
6:11 PM [Serylis Fireheart] That's for me to know, and you not to find out until it's TOO LATE!
6:11 PM [Declan] Yep. Definetely a cat fight.
6:11 PM Vix Arkelith is amused by Serylis' aggression.
6:11 PM Serylis Fireheart is amused by Vix's lack of concern for her STATE OF HEALTH!
6:12 PM [Vix Arkelith] Was that a threat, Fireheart?
6:12 PM [Serylis Fireheart] No, that was a promise. You might not know it, but you have health problems.
6:13 PM [Serylis Fireheart] In fact, I think you're under risk of suffering from a severed neck . . .
6:13 PM [Vix Arkelith] Oh ho! Is that all you can do?
6:13 PM [Vix Arkelith] As Marco might say, "Bring it!"
6:13 PM [Declan] Trust me, she's pretty good at that kind of thing.
6:13 PM [Serylis Fireheart] Oh, I'll bring it - I'll bring it by the shipload!
6:14 PM [Vix Arkelith] Your metaphors are inferior. Why don't you at least _try_ to come up with a more creative series of insults?
6:14 PM [Serylis Fireheart] Because I'm putting more energy into actions than words - unlike you!
6:15 PM [Vix Arkelith] Amusing as this has been, I must bid you all adieu.
6:15 PM [Serylis Fireheart] Yeah, that's right! Get outta here!
6:15 PM [Vix Arkelith] Psh, don't flatter yourself, dear. We will meet again.
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6:15 PM [LancerZero] Heehee, that was fun XD
6:15 PM [ElFireRasta]
6:15 PM [Declan] Well, crap. These are the worst strippers ever!
6:16 PM [Smaug] Perv...
6:16 PM [Smaug] Oh wait - unless Rufus has rubbed off on him o.o
6:16 PM [Serylis Fireheart] . . . 'scuse me?
6:02 PM [Vix Arkelith] Fools. Don't they know the secret passageways are always the best-guarded?
6:04 PM [Declan] Really? I thought it was the main entrance. Or do you normally just knock on the door and ask the occupants to let you in?
6:05 PM [ElFireRasta] Isn't that where you make your own entrances?
6:05 PM [Vix Arkelith] Of course not. The main entrance is weakly guarded because it's never attacked. It is assumed that such an action would surely attract the attention of the resident, while the secret passages are safe. Really, I layer my defenses, not that I'm going to detail HERE how it's done. Let us just say that the safest way to approach my layer is not at all.
6:05 PM [Vix Arkelith] Quite. That is what roaming minions are there to protect against.
6:06 PM [Vix Arkelith] *my lair. I think I should lay off Sven's ale . . .
6:06 PM [ElFireRasta] It seems to be affecting both of us.
6:07 PM [Declan] Yesh... Uh... Is that you, Sery?
User Serylis Fireheart has entered this room.
6:07 PM [Serylis Fireheart] Did someone call my name?
6:07 PM [Smaug] Uh... I did!
6:08 PM [Serylis Fireheart] YOU! Vix, what the ****?! I'm gonna kick someone's . . . URRR! Curse this idiot language filter!
6:08 PM [Smaug] ...wait
6:08 PM [Smaug] (crap, wrong window)
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6:08 PM [ElFireRasta] H-hey!
6:09 PM [ElFireRasta] Bugger.
6:09 PM [Declan] Wait... if you're Serylis, then... who's this other scaley person that I'm leaning against?
6:09 PM [Serylis Fireheart] DAMMIT!
6:09 PM [Serylis Fireheart] Stinking filter . . .
6:09 PM [LancerZero] Hahaha, having identity crises, hmm?
6:09 PM [Smaug] Totally!
6:09 PM [LancerZero] Crap, wrong window! XD
6:10 PM [Vix Arkelith] . . . you stole my line.
6:10 PM [Declan] Yeah! That Smaug guy did too!
6:10 PM [ElFireRasta] Eru?
6:10 PM [Serylis Fireheart] Wait, you were gonna make fun of me, Vix? After sabotaging that airship?!
6:10 PM ElFireRasta stares at Declan
6:10 PM [Vix Arkelith] Quite.
6:10 PM [Serylis Fireheart] *locknload*
6:10 PM [Vix Arkelith] *fart*
6:10 PM [Declan] Whoohoo, cat fight!
6:11 PM [Vix Arkelith] And what are YOU going to do? Cyber-attack me?
6:11 PM [Serylis Fireheart] That's for me to know, and you not to find out until it's TOO LATE!
6:11 PM [Declan] Yep. Definetely a cat fight.
6:11 PM Vix Arkelith is amused by Serylis' aggression.
6:11 PM Serylis Fireheart is amused by Vix's lack of concern for her STATE OF HEALTH!
6:12 PM [Vix Arkelith] Was that a threat, Fireheart?
6:12 PM [Serylis Fireheart] No, that was a promise. You might not know it, but you have health problems.
6:13 PM [Serylis Fireheart] In fact, I think you're under risk of suffering from a severed neck . . .
6:13 PM [Vix Arkelith] Oh ho! Is that all you can do?
6:13 PM [Vix Arkelith] As Marco might say, "Bring it!"
6:13 PM [Declan] Trust me, she's pretty good at that kind of thing.
6:13 PM [Serylis Fireheart] Oh, I'll bring it - I'll bring it by the shipload!
6:14 PM [Vix Arkelith] Your metaphors are inferior. Why don't you at least _try_ to come up with a more creative series of insults?
6:14 PM [Serylis Fireheart] Because I'm putting more energy into actions than words - unlike you!
6:15 PM [Vix Arkelith] Amusing as this has been, I must bid you all adieu.
6:15 PM [Serylis Fireheart] Yeah, that's right! Get outta here!
6:15 PM [Vix Arkelith] Psh, don't flatter yourself, dear. We will meet again.
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6:15 PM [LancerZero] Heehee, that was fun XD
6:15 PM [ElFireRasta]
6:15 PM [Declan] Well, crap. These are the worst strippers ever!
6:16 PM [Smaug] Perv...
6:16 PM [Smaug] Oh wait - unless Rufus has rubbed off on him o.o
6:16 PM [Serylis Fireheart] . . . 'scuse me?
Heehee, catfight. =P